Funny lil man showing you his big chompers.
Hey Mom, take a pick-shers of me and Sheriff Woody.
Mr. non stop mobile.
Either Southwest.com had a glitch or flying from Kansas City just got a hell of a lot more expensive...
Riley: Hey Mom, guess what? I gots a day-bee in my bell-wee.
She's rubbing her belly.
Me: Oh really?
Riley: Yes, it's a day-bee doy.
Riley: He's comin soon. Den I gonna go's to w-iv at Char-wotte's house.
Me: You're leaving me?
Me: Where will you sleep?
Riley: In Char-wotte's room.
Me: Where will your baby sleep?
Riley: sighing as if I'm slow, bothering her, or both... In day-bee An-fer-knee's room.
Riley and I cuddling in my bed watching a show before her bedtime. She's holding my hand and my ring is twisted around backwards.
Riley: I fa-wix you wing Mom.
Me: Oh thanks bug.
Riley: I wants a wing too Mom.
Me: You have lots of rings Sass.
Riley: sighs. But, but, but I wants a biiiiiiiig wing.
Riley: Oh, I wubs you Mom.
Before she went to bed the night before I told her I was going to the gym and that I would be riding the bike. This morning when I went in to get her up for the day...
Riley: Oh hi Mom! Hi! I awake! Those dump ta-wucks are being so w-oud.
Me: Good morning sweetie.
Riley: Dids you have fun ridin you bike?
Riley: I hopes you had fun a-cause I mee-ssed you.
Riley waiting for me to open the sliding door to our van.
Riley: To infinity, and beyond!